User:Jturk
From Conner 2
Jared Turkewitz
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Stats
- Room - 223A
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- Graduation Year - 2010
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Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
- Video Game Persona
- Secret Santa Poem
Bio
Quotes
"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"
"Did you know that the top 50 Smashplayers in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."