User:Jturk
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Revision as of 06:02, 21 September 2007
Jared Turkewitz
Contents |
Stats
- Room - 223A
- Height -
- Weight -
- Purity Score - xx%
- Graduation Year - 2010
- Major -
- Floor Positions -
- Strengths -
- Weaknesses -
- Nicknames -
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
- Video Game Persona
- Secret Santa Poem
Bio
Quotes
"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"
"Did you know that the top 50 Smash players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."