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"Did you know that the top 50 [[Super Smash Bros. on Conner 2 | Smash]]players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."

Revision as of 06:02, 21 September 2007

Jared Turkewitz

Jared Turkewitz

Contents

Stats

  • Room - 223A
  • Height -
  • Weight -
  • Purity Score - xx%
  • Graduation Year - 2010
  • Major -
  • Floor Positions -
  • Strengths -
  • Weaknesses -
  • Nicknames -

Conner 2 Trivia

caption
Unit 
The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
Video Game Persona 
Secret Santa Poem 

Bio

Quotes

"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"

"Did you know that the top 50 Smashplayers in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."

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