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[[Image:Jared.jpg|frame|Jared Turkewitz]] | [[Image:Jared.jpg|frame|Jared Turkewitz]] | ||
- | <span class="res-name">Jared Turkewitz</span> | + | [[Category:Undergraduates]] |
+ | <span class="res-name">[[full name::Jared Turkewitz]]</span> | ||
==Stats== | ==Stats== | ||
- | * Room - | + | * Room - [[lives in room::211C]] [[lives in suite::211| ]] |
- | * Height - | + | * Height - 5' 7" |
- | * Weight - | + | * Weight - 140 lbs |
- | * Purity Score - | + | * Purity Score - respectable |
- | * Graduation Year - 2010 | + | * Graduation Year - [[class year::2010]] |
- | * Major - | + | * Major - [[is course::8]] |
- | * Floor Positions - | + | * Floor Positions - [[has floor position::Minister of Athletics]], Shifty |
- | * Strengths - | + | * Strengths - athleticism, freestyle rap, shifting |
- | * Weaknesses - | + | * Weaknesses - facts, green lockers |
- | * Nicknames - | + | * Nicknames - Shifty |
==Conner 2 Trivia== | ==Conner 2 Trivia== | ||
- | [[Image:Jaredvideo.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:Jaredvideo.jpg|thumb|If this doesn't look like Shifty, nothing does.]] |
- | ; Unit : The | + | ; Unit : The turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 turkewitz. |
; Video Game Persona : | ; Video Game Persona : | ||
+ | Shifty's video game persona is Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series, because one day he aspires to conquer the Earth by turning all of its animals into a robot army. You would understand if you met him. | ||
; Secret Santa Poem : | ; Secret Santa Poem : | ||
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: Use Mario's Infinite Damage Combo | : Use Mario's Infinite Damage Combo | ||
: I do, that's why I'm so hardcore | : I do, that's why I'm so hardcore | ||
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==Bio== | ==Bio== | ||
+ | [[Image:Stick_Jared.jpg||right]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist." | Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist." | ||
<br>Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?" | <br>Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?" | ||
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+ | "You fell down! You fell down! Play defense because, he fell down! Way to fall down!" -Super Bowl Outburst |
Current revision as of 00:58, 27 October 2009
Jared Turkewitz
Contents |
Stats
- Room - 211C
- Height - 5' 7"
- Weight - 140 lbs
- Purity Score - respectable
- Graduation Year - 2010
- Major - 8
- Floor Positions - Minister of Athletics, Shifty
- Strengths - athleticism, freestyle rap, shifting
- Weaknesses - facts, green lockers
- Nicknames - Shifty
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 turkewitz.
- Video Game Persona
Shifty's video game persona is Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series, because one day he aspires to conquer the Earth by turning all of its animals into a robot army. You would understand if you met him.
- Secret Santa Poem
2007:
- I will boggle your mind all day
- Serenade you in the shower
- You double that "U" and I'll so make you pay
- My logic will make you cower
- I am paid to grade for your class
- My evenings spent at the table
- Bees aren't interial frames of reference you dumbass!
- Control my words? I'm not able.
- My reputation to maintain
- Is hurt by the words that I say
- "Raping a walrus" "I'm Bringing the Pain Train"
- It's fine, I don't mind, I'm ok
- Lastly, most important to know...
- It is crucial for you to score
- Use Mario's Infinite Damage Combo
- I do, that's why I'm so hardcore
Bio
Quotes
"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"
"Did you know that the top 50 Smash players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."
Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist."
Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?"
"You fell down! You fell down! Play defense because, he fell down! Way to fall down!" -Super Bowl Outburst
Facts about JturkRDF feed
Class year | 2010 + |
Full name | Jared Turkewitz + |
Has floor position | Minister of Athletics + |
Is course | 8 + |
Lives in room | 211C + |
Lives in suite | 211 + |