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"Did you know that the top 50 [[Super Smash Bros. on Conner 2 | Smash]] players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo." | "Did you know that the top 50 [[Super Smash Bros. on Conner 2 | Smash]] players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo." | ||
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+ | Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist." | ||
+ | Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?" |
Revision as of 02:14, 16 October 2007
Jared Turkewitz
Contents |
Stats
- Room - 223A
- Height -
- Weight -
- Purity Score - xx%
- Graduation Year - 2010
- Major -
- Floor Positions -
- Strengths -
- Weaknesses -
- Nicknames -
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
- Video Game Persona
- Secret Santa Poem
Bio
Quotes
"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"
"Did you know that the top 50 Smash players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."
Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist." Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?"