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[[Image:Zach.jpg|frame|Zach Bailey]]
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[[Category:Alumni]]
<span class="res-name">Zach Bailey</span>
<span class="res-name">Zach Bailey</span>
==Stats==
==Stats==
* Room - 223A
* Room - 223A
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* Height - 7'12"
 
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* Weight - 3,400 lbs
 
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* Purity Score - 77%
 
* Graduation Year - 2008
* Graduation Year - 2008
* Major - Course 16
* Major - Course 16
* Floor Positions - Floor mascot
* Floor Positions - Floor mascot
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* Strengths - Pomp, anglophilia, being 12 people
 
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* Weaknesses - White trash, low-grade caviar
 
* Nicknames - Zed Bailey
* Nicknames - Zed Bailey
==Conner 2 Trivia==
==Conner 2 Trivia==
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[[Image:Zachvideo.jpg|thumb|Why are you being so $!&%*! conciliatory?]]
 
; Unit :
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: The bailey is the unit of pomp.  Wearing a tuxedo and pith helmet to a floor dinner where Anna's Taqueria is served while singing "Rule Britannia" is equal to one bailey.
: The bailey is the unit of pomp.  Wearing a tuxedo and pith helmet to a floor dinner where Anna's Taqueria is served while singing "Rule Britannia" is equal to one bailey.
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; Video Game Persona :
 
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: On virtual Conner 2, Zach is Barrett Wallace from Final Fantasy VII, although he doesn't approve of video games in general.
 
; Secret Santa Poem :
; Secret Santa Poem :
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: His curious penchant for absurdity,
: His curious penchant for absurdity,
: "Balloons," said he, "We'll fill her room complete!"
: "Balloons," said he, "We'll fill her room complete!"
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: is rivaled only by his purity \\
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: is rivaled only by his purity
: with which young Rick did not expect to compete.
: with which young Rick did not expect to compete.
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: To cap this tale, lest my welcome wear thin,
: To cap this tale, lest my welcome wear thin,
: this hat put on, and the celebrations begin!
: this hat put on, and the celebrations begin!
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==Bio==
 
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Zach is 12 people.
 
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==Quotes==
 
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"Why are you being conciliatory?"
 
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"Yarr, me father was a tree."
 

Current revision as of 03:55, 27 May 2010

Zach Bailey

Zach Bailey

Stats

  • Room - 223A
  • Graduation Year - 2008
  • Major - Course 16
  • Floor Positions - Floor mascot
  • Nicknames - Zed Bailey

Conner 2 Trivia

Unit 
The bailey is the unit of pomp. Wearing a tuxedo and pith helmet to a floor dinner where Anna's Taqueria is served while singing "Rule Britannia" is equal to one bailey.
Secret Santa Poem 
The perfect gift, I searched for up and down;
"A hat would look just dashing," I exclaimed,
a fine black top hat for his brainy crown
that rests so high atop a brawny frame.
His curious penchant for absurdity,
"Balloons," said he, "We'll fill her room complete!"
is rivaled only by his purity
with which young Rick did not expect to compete.
His accents and his wit make him a friend
a Kazakhstani would be proud to know;
fear not to use your gift, 'till winter's end
let Europe and all it's wonders be your home.
To cap this tale, lest my welcome wear thin,
this hat put on, and the celebrations begin!
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