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Jared Turkewitz

Jared Turkewitz

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Stats

  • Room - 223A
  • Height -
  • Weight -
  • Purity Score - xx%
  • Graduation Year - 2010
  • Major -
  • Floor Positions -
  • Strengths -
  • Weaknesses -
  • Nicknames -

Conner 2 Trivia

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Unit 
The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
Video Game Persona 
Secret Santa Poem 

Bio

Quotes

"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"

"Did you know that the top 50 Smash players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."

Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist."
Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?"

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