Purity test

From Conner 2

One day, a group of Conner 2 residents were having a "hallway party" (meaning they were sitting on the hallway floor socializing for no real reason) when someone began talking about purity tests. Several C2 residents were curious about the purity distribution of the floor. So, they decided to ask everyone to take the Senior House Purity Test, write their score on a scrap of paper, and drop it on the shelf outside our GRTs door. Our GRT then ran a simple statistical analysis of the scores, with the following results:

But the story doesn't end there. The hallway party wasn't satisfied with the idea of asking C2 residents to take the Senior House Purity Test. They should have a purity test to call their very own. Residents soon began an entertaining trip down memory lane, detailing the escapades of past and present floor residents and assembling them into "Have you ever…" form. What resulted was the Conner 2 Purity Test.

The idea is that the residents of Conner 2 (past and present) would collectively score a "zero" on the Conner 2 purity test. Or at least, they'd claim to.

Take the Conner 2 Purity Test!