User:Smaurer
From Conner 2
Sam Maurer
Sam Maurer
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Stats
- Room - 224C (back when it was green and orange)
- Height - 5' 9 3/4"
- Weight - 155 lb
- Purity Score - 54%
- Graduation Year - 2007
- Major - Course 10: Chemical Engineering
- Floor Positions - Former Floor Chair, Apple Bake Chair, Social Chair, Birthday Chair, Vacuum Chair, Free Ham and Turkey Chair (all at the same time)
- Strengths - nicknames, Woon Teck impressions, saving money on groceries
- Weaknesses - sushi, nailbiters, people who don't wash dishes
- Nicknames - Spam, Spammy, Spamdor, Spamtastic, Spamalicious (if you're not into that whole brevity thing)
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The maurer is a unit of awesomeness. 1 maurer is equal to Sam playing one note of Trogdor in Guitar Hero II. The entire song, including the scream of "and the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiight" at the end, is 0.8 kilomaurer.
- Video Game Persona
- Sam's video game persona is Mario, except he hates mushrooms, but whatever.
- Secret Santa Poem
2003
- So we lost our vacuum once
- And don't want it to be twice
- Make sure you protect it, using this device.
2005
- There are two kinds of processed meat
- Which you have had the pleasure to greet
- One is your nickname
- Of Monty Python fame
- The other makes oil, over heat.
2006
- His UROP's really very cool
- Turning turkeys into fuel
- Without his brand of processes meat
- How could we ever hope to compete?
Bio
I invented taco salad, but The Man won't give me credit for it.
I used to turn turkeys into fuel in the Tester Lab, but as of Fall 2007 I'll be at Berkeley, turning tricks to finance my PhD.
Those were the only two clever lines I could think of. I'll write the rest when I'm not so sleepy.
Quotes
"Remember when Jean Grey was tearing Wolverine apart with psychic energy, and Wolverine was like, 'Psh, ain't no thang?'"
