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<span class="res-name">Dan Sauza</span> | <span class="res-name">Dan Sauza</span> | ||
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==Stats== | ==Stats== | ||
* Room - 211B | * Room - 211B | ||
- | * Height - | + | * Height - depends on the weather |
- | * Weight - | + | * Weight - (n/2)^x |
- | * Purity Score - | + | * Purity Score - 71% |
* Graduation Year - 2011 | * Graduation Year - 2011 | ||
* Major - 20 or 7 | * Major - 20 or 7 | ||
- | * Floor Positions - | + | * Floor Positions - (that's what she said) |
* Strengths - Art, Bio, | * Strengths - Art, Bio, | ||
* Weaknesses - Math, Grapes, | * Weaknesses - Math, Grapes, | ||
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==Bio== | ==Bio== | ||
- | + | Daniel Javier Sauza was born on January 28, 1989 in San Diego California, so he says he roots for the Padres, but really he couldn't care less about baseball. At the age of 5 he moved to Atlanta, where he attended an awesome kindergarten/elementary/middle school by the name of High Meadows (there were chickens and goats. It was pretty awesome). Anyway, in the 9th grade he started attending North Springs High Math/Science/Visual/Performing arts Magnet School, which was awesome in the fact that most of the sports teams were absolutely horrendous to the point where students took it in stride. It was in high school that Daniel officially became awesome and non-shy/asocial, although he still tends to be on the quiet side in large gatherings. The crowning achievements of his high school career were performing the Pokemon theme-song as the keyboardist for the hit musical sensation "The Atomic Zoo", being on the third-in-state science bowl team, and standing awkwardly onstage as the sole recipient of the "Hispanic Achievement Award" (like National Honors, but they lower the bar for it because apparently hispanics need the scores lowered for them or something) for five minutes while the presenter droned on about the award's importance. Daniel enjoys awful sci-fi and horror films (especially if said films are foreign and dubbed), costuming for movie premieres, painting, sarcasm, and awesomeness. Also, he is a second degree blackbelt in taekwondo so could potentially kick your butt, but probably not. | |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
Revision as of 07:19, 10 September 2007
Dan Sauza
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Stats
- Room - 211B
- Height - depends on the weather
- Weight - (n/2)^x
- Purity Score - 71%
- Graduation Year - 2011
- Major - 20 or 7
- Floor Positions - (that's what she said)
- Strengths - Art, Bio,
- Weaknesses - Math, Grapes,
- Nicknames - Dan, Sauza,
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Bio
Daniel Javier Sauza was born on January 28, 1989 in San Diego California, so he says he roots for the Padres, but really he couldn't care less about baseball. At the age of 5 he moved to Atlanta, where he attended an awesome kindergarten/elementary/middle school by the name of High Meadows (there were chickens and goats. It was pretty awesome). Anyway, in the 9th grade he started attending North Springs High Math/Science/Visual/Performing arts Magnet School, which was awesome in the fact that most of the sports teams were absolutely horrendous to the point where students took it in stride. It was in high school that Daniel officially became awesome and non-shy/asocial, although he still tends to be on the quiet side in large gatherings. The crowning achievements of his high school career were performing the Pokemon theme-song as the keyboardist for the hit musical sensation "The Atomic Zoo", being on the third-in-state science bowl team, and standing awkwardly onstage as the sole recipient of the "Hispanic Achievement Award" (like National Honors, but they lower the bar for it because apparently hispanics need the scores lowered for them or something) for five minutes while the presenter droned on about the award's importance. Daniel enjoys awful sci-fi and horror films (especially if said films are foreign and dubbed), costuming for movie premieres, painting, sarcasm, and awesomeness. Also, he is a second degree blackbelt in taekwondo so could potentially kick your butt, but probably not.
Quotes
"you whoreson cullionly barbermonger, draw!" -King Lear
"A painter can do what he likes as long as it's not stupid" -Gaugin
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat" -John Lehman
"so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens." -William Carlos Williams