User:Glazner
From Conner 2
Chris Glazner
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Stats
- Room - 221
- Height - 5'10"
- Weight - 165
- Purity Score - 19% --at its lowest.
- Graduation Year - umm...2008?
- Major - Engineering Systems Division, PhD. Technology and Policy, MS
- Floor Positions - GRT
- Strengths - ability to survive disaster, inappropriate comments, telling stories
- Weaknesses - See Strengths
- Nicknames -
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
The glazner is the unit of hardcoreness. Being shot, stabbed, shipwrecked, hit in the head with a nail sticking out of a board, and having a tree fall on you while you're barbecuing is equal to 1 glazner. Most people live their lives in the range of 4-5 microglazners.
- Video Game Persona
Chris is Popo, the male ice climber from Ice Climbers.
- Secret Santa Poem
As an adventurer, they really fit the part,// with a big smile, and an even bigger heart.// cause under the stars, they often make their bed.// This person really hits the nail on the head.//
- Trips
Chris liked taking the floor on trips. For the first few years, we stayed at Camelot over Columbus Day weekend; his last year we went in April after a snowstorm. His pic is from that trip.
- Reason he and Summer were selected as GRTs
We had an Apple-Corer Peeler.
- Conner 2 Apple Bake Record under Chris and Summer
4-0
- Apple Bake Awards
Most Creative '06 (swan sculpture). I am most proud of my Big Ben portrait, however.
- Floor Lounge
Chris and Summer completely renovated the floor lounge in the summer of '06.
Bio
Quotes
Someone has to have a list of my quotes somewhere... I remember a few folks having some of them on Facebook that were good.
