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Alice Ainsworth
Stats
- Room - 213D
- Height - 5' 4"
- Weight -
- Purity Score - xx%
- Graduation Year - 2009
- Major - Course 9
- Strengths - rowing skillz
- Weaknesses - giant ridiculous-sounding lisp, occasional unibrow
- Nicknames - Rambo
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
The Ainsworth is 1/3 of the unit of sketchiness. The other 2/3 are the Jenicek and the Smith. We make an awesome threesome.
- Video Game Persona
Alice's video game persona is Princess Peach from the Mario Bros. Series.
- Secret Santa Poem
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Bio
Don't you know who I am?!! I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
I'm from Virginia. But I lived in Texas, Chicago, Germany, and New York too. Maybe some other places, i dont remember.
I'm a nerd. I went to a math/science magnet school. The mascot was a TI-83. Go TJ!
I row. I do neuroscience. I do premed. I mooch food from people with food.
I own the most adorable puppy dog in the entire world.
I once tried to go down a slide and my ass got stuck.
Quotes
The girls: "No babies" My loving boyfriend: "Alice, you remind me of a bottom heavy sylvestor stallone"