User:Jturk
From Conner 2
Jared Turkewitz
Jared Turkewitz
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Stats
- Room - 223A
- Height -
- Weight -
- Purity Score - xx%
- Graduation Year - 2010
- Major -
- Floor Positions -
- Strengths -
- Weaknesses -
- Nicknames -
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
- The Turkewitz is the unit which measures a statement's utter absurdity. For example, a claim that Mario has an infinite damage combo is worth 1 Turkewitz.
- Video Game Persona
- Secret Santa Poem
2007:
- I will boggle your mind all day
- Serenade you in the shower
- You double that "U" and I'll so make you pay
- My logic will make you cower
- I am paid to grade for your class
- My evenings spent at the table
- Bees aren't interial frames of reference you dumbass!
- Control my words? I'm not able.
- My reputation to maintain
- Is hurt by the words that I say
- "Raping a walrus" "I'm Bringing the Pain Train"
- It's fine, I don't mind, I'm ok
- Lastly, most important to know...
- It is crucial for you to score
- Use Mario's Infinite Damage Combo
- I do, that's why I'm so hardcore
Bio
Quotes
"Where have all the orange lockers gone?"
"Did you know that the top 50 Smash players in the country play Mario because he has an infinite damage combo."
Jared: "There is no word in the English language that has two consecutive u's. If there was, I would know about it, and since I don't know about it, it doesn't exist."
Laura: "Doesn't 'vacuum' have two u's?"
