User:Glazner
From Conner 2
Chris Glazner
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Stats
- Room - 221
- Height - 5'10"
- Weight - 165
- Purity Score - 19% --at its lowest.
- Graduation Year - umm...2008?
- Major - Engineering Systems Division, PhD. Technology and Policy, MS
- Floor Positions - GRT
- Strengths - ability to survive disaster, inappropriate comments, telling stories
- Weaknesses - See Strengths
- Nicknames -
Conner 2 Trivia
- Unit
The glazner is the unit of hardcoreness. Being shot, stabbed, shipwrecked, hit in the head with a nail sticking out of a board, and having a tree fall on you while you're barbecuing is equal to 1 glazner. Most people live their lives in the range of 4-5 microglazners.
- Video Game Persona
Chris is Popo, the male ice climber from Ice Climbers.
- Secret Santa Poem
As an adventurer, they really fit the part,
with a big smile, and an even bigger heart.
cause under the stars, they often make their bed.
This person really hits the nail on the head.
- Trips
Chris liked taking the floor on trips. For the first few years, we stayed at Camelot over Columbus Day weekend; his last year we went in April after a snowstorm. His pic is from that trip.
- Reason he and Summer were selected as GRTs
We had an Apple-Corer Peeler.
- Conner 2 Apple Bake Record under Chris and Summer
4-0
- Apple Bake Awards
Most Creative '06 (swan sculpture). I am most proud of my Big Ben portrait, however.
- Floor Lounge
Chris and Summer completely renovated the floor lounge in the summer of '06.
- Treasonous Activity
On March 2, 2004, Conner 2 became Texas House, with all of the Union Jacks and references to English replaced with the Lone Star Flag and Texan propaganda. Rumors have it that Chris and Summer had something to do with this.
Bio
Chris' rough childhood, growing up in Channelview, Texas prepared him well to become GRT of Conner 2. In Channelview, Chris learned how to defend himself from a host of armed attacks, learned about explosives, and learned that if he wanted to live past 21, then he would have to get the hell out of Channelview, Texas. That road took him first to Austin, where he met his wife-to-be Summer. Austin was a much happier place than Channelview (and Boston, incidentally). It definitely had better barbeque, which counts for a lot.
Chris came to MIT in 2002. By 2003, he had completely depleted his available available stock of friends and labmates to tell his stories to, so he decided to become a GRT to get an annual crop of freshman who could revel in his late night stories of his childhood and mountaineering expeditions gone horribly, horribly wrong.
After four wonderful years, Chris and Summer left Conner 2 for Falls Church, Virginia. Their new house is substantially larger than 221. It's also quieter, and lacks a view of the 223 suite from the bedroom. We now occasionally see a fox from our bedroom; we used to occasionally see Mike Short. I hope y'all can appreciate the improvement that homeownership brings.
Quotes
Someone has to have a list of my quotes somewhere... I remember a few folks having some of them on Facebook that were good.
